Hey Dude, Just Lettin’ You Know I Know About the Playboy
Written on April 11, 2008
Hey Dude,
Due to a mix up by the mailwoman I just wanted to let you know that, yeah, I know you’re getting Playboy delivered. That’s pretty sly. No way the wife will accidentally get it there. I applaud you, most of all because in this online-porn day and age Playboy is kind of the old, respectable gentleman of porn; the great irony is that one actually DOES get it now for the articles.
Anyway, thought I’d let you know that I know. And that’s cool.
PS: I’m not returning the latest issue because it has the awesome Last Days of Chris Farley excerpt.

