by Abram Sauer

Football feel-good We Are Marshall opens in a few weeks. And while we hope that this is the film that makes Matthew MacCahaunehay famous enough that spell-check starts recognizing his name, we’ll settle for that 70s hair helping us all imagine what Wooderson went on to do after getting those Aerosmith tickets.

But what about the other Marshalls?

We are Marshall
Tagline: From the ashes we rose

George Marshall
Tagline: From the ashes UE rose.

Thurgood Marshall
Tagline: From Tom C. Clark’s retirement I rose.

Marshall Bruce Mathers III
Tagline: From Vanilla Ice’s ashes I rose.

Marshall Tucker Band
Tagline: From a Fire On The Mountain we rose (kinda’).

Marshall Faulk
Tagline: From the Madden 2003 curse I fell.

U.S. Marshalls
Tagline: From Oscar, crap rose.

Marshall Islands
Tagline: From the ashes three heads rose.